As a conservative, you doubtless already know about changing our understanding of the past and then making the present conform to it. But conservatism is also about misrepresenting the future!
We all know that plutocrats – and their servants – in the future will retreat first to armed underground bunkers and ultimately to space orbitals.
If you’re reading this, that includes you.
So how do we get from here to there?
Misinformation parties! They may not be the entire solution, but they’re the rage.
Note: This joke is explicitly based on a brochure published by the (now defunct) George C. Marshall Institute in 2014. If any reader has a copy please forward it to editor@apocalypsereview.com.
