Nothing says plutocracy like a thousand year old white man who has ruled since his twenties. So there was lots to celebrate as Senator Chuck Grassley celebrated his one thousandth birthday last Thursday.
Quote: “People under-estimate how much perspective millenarials bring to Congress. For example, when Chuck was young most abortions were conducted by witches who lived in wattle-and-daub huts at the edge of town. When he restricts your access to abortion its not just because he’s protecting you from yourself, little woman. He’s also protecting you from Satan.”
And of course he was present at the signing of the Magna Carta along with Diane Feinstein. His relationship with the Baron’s – and their Democratic Moderate shills – has been long and enduring.
“Abortion is like a rat gnawing on the head of a live sheep.” The campaign was successful and he has held public office continuously ever since.
